Have a nice long sit down wee

I've noticed something, using the toilet is a lot more fun if you're sitting down. This to me is confusing as the majority of women I know are quite angry, I'm jealous of your right to always sit down to pee, it's such a beautiful thing. I do it mainly in the morning because my dick at that point is not having any of my bullshit, I finish up then sit there for a while just enjoying the aftermath, it's nice. Give it a go, it's a revelation