Major Mayhem

Play it, shoot the fuck out of a lot of stuff for endless hours of fun

Seth Macfarlene marathon

Family Guy then American Dad, avoid that Cleveland shit

Fart

Therapeutic, comforting, funny and sometimes smells interesting. It's like the ever giving gift

Let a blog take over your life

Push and push and push until it's a success, even if it's not in the end you've created something, be proud. I've got like 6 to deal with the boredom and misery, it's working too, when you see views notching up you feel as if you're successful, you might not be but it could be a start

Look at festival line ups

even if you can't afford them, you can find some new bands, listen to some music, maybe rub mud on your face and pretend you're there. Try not to cry, crying is counter-productive

Have a sleep under an elephant blanket

My girlfriend is currently sleeping away, smiling face, one leg hanging off the sofa, and why is she so happy, she's got an elephant blanket, that's right, buy one.

as Random Hand would say, Play Some Ska